The perfect agent

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The perfect agent

Postby viking60 » 01 Apr 2014, 16:05

The CIA wanted to recruit a new agent with the license to kill.

They had three candidates two men and a woman. And they wanted to make sure that they were capable of blindly obeying orders.

To test them they gave them a gun and the following instructions:

First guy
Go into that room; there you will find your wife siting in a chair.
Shoot her!

The first man could not do it and denied.
The second man went in...
but came out with tears in his eyes and said he never could kill his beloved wife.
The woman went in:
And soon after... one could hear a series of gunshots followed by a lot of noise.
A long time later the wife came out with messed up hair and lots of sweat on her upper lip:

I shot him a lot of times but this darned thing is loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair....
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