The guys were in the pub one night and started to discuss their most painful moments, there were the usual things of animal bites and tumbling down the stairs.
One fellow spoke up and said his second most painful one was he was hunting and had to take a crap.
He sat down over a log and without realizing it, he lowered his family jewels onto a set bear trap.
The other guys said "Holy $#!t , what was the most painful one then"?
The fellow replied " when I came to the end of the chain"!