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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 07 Aug 2010, 12:45

There was an Alligator show if Florida where the keeper showed his incredible courage. He hit the Alligator three times on the head so it would open its mouth. He then put his hand in there. The crowd was fascinated by his courage and when he pulled the hand out the mouth snapped only mm from the hand. :o

Inspired by the crowd he wanted to take it further and hit the Alligator three times on the head again, and put his wiener in there. The same thing happened and the crowd was impressed and applauded.

He asked: "Are there any volunteers?"
An 80 year old woman raised here hand and said:
"Yes I'll do it!"
"But please don't hit me on the head"
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 07 Aug 2010, 16:48

:lol:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 09 Aug 2010, 23:14

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby rvause » 10 Aug 2010, 20:28

I read bash.org alot

Here's a quote that made me chuckle.

http://bash.org/?52916
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 18 Aug 2010, 22:02

@R_Head, absolutely brilliant.

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LMAO
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby gnuuser » 20 Aug 2010, 02:33

that alligator show joke had me rofl
still chuckling over that :lol:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 23 Aug 2010, 20:34

Drinkers gonna drink till they get this drunk:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 25 Aug 2010, 00:15

Warning, X-rated.

http://theoatmeal.com/story/rod_stewart
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 28 Aug 2010, 14:32

Way too silly!



Must-see.

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby gnuuser » 31 Aug 2010, 17:14

my favorite commercial on you tube
I know this is an old one but its still a riot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1D6rqvkQdA
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 06 Sep 2010, 16:53

That is a good one!

Went cruising to @badbanana's page again:
badbanana wrote:Clooney Tunes. Live action remake of classic cartoons with George Clooney replacing Bugs Bunny.


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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 06 Sep 2010, 17:27

dedanna1029 wrote:Drinkers gonna drink till they get this drunk:


He has a certain kind of style and he is happy! :lol:
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