There was an Alligator show if Florida where the keeper showed his incredible courage. He hit the Alligator three times on the head so it would open its mouth. He then put his hand in there. The crowd was fascinated by his courage and when he pulled the hand out the mouth snapped only mm from the hand.
Inspired by the crowd he wanted to take it further and hit the Alligator three times on the head again, and put his wiener in there. The same thing happened and the crowd was impressed and applauded.
He asked: "Are there any volunteers?"
An 80 year old woman raised here hand and said:
"Yes I'll do it!"
"But please don't hit me on the head"
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I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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that alligator show joke had me rofl
still chuckling over that
still chuckling over that
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Drinkers gonna drink till they get this drunk:
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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Warning, X-rated.
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Way too silly!
Must-see.
Iyam trying to wake up. Don't think I'll make it today.
Must-see.
Iyam trying to wake up. Don't think I'll make it today.
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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my favorite commercial on you tube
I know this is an old one but its still a riot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1D6rqvkQdA
I know this is an old one but its still a riot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1D6rqvkQdA
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That is a good one!
Went cruising to @badbanana's page again:
Went cruising to @badbanana's page again:
badbanana wrote:Clooney Tunes. Live action remake of classic cartoons with George Clooney replacing Bugs Bunny.
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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dedanna1029 wrote:Drinkers gonna drink till they get this drunk:
He has a certain kind of style and he is happy!
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