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Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 24 May 2010, 05:09

This is your thread. Post the best you find from wherever, just make us laugh! :mrgreen:

Caprice Crane wrote:Kendra Wilkinson will get 50% of the profits of her sex tape. Typical. A woman does all the work & only gets half the money.


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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 25 May 2010, 09:58

Press any button to continue. Where's the any button?

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby R_Head » 25 May 2010, 16:06

Caprice Crane wrote:Kendra Wilkinson will get 50% of the profits of her sex tape. Typical. A woman does all the work & only gets half the money.


Is not the 1st time someone get screwed by lawyers... Men or Women, does not matter... :lol:

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 25 May 2010, 18:26

She is really too funny!
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby R_Head » 26 May 2010, 19:14

I just Googled about her...

What a waste of time that was!

I wonder, who got time to follow crap like that :lol:

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 26 May 2010, 19:15

One of the people who has least time of anyone, me. I follow her on twitter and facebook both.
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby R_Head » 27 May 2010, 13:26

Sorry K, no trying to offend ya :)

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 27 May 2010, 15:33

Okay, so it's a comedy thread, wherein I myself posted comedy, that is obvious that I like. People, you've got to learn to know your audience before you mouth off. I didn't in this, but I will say seriously that I could have taken offense at that (not to mention I'm the moderator hint hint). I know it sounds petty, but one man's comedy is another man's crap. Think about the first man before you post.

As an fyi, I read this crap before I go to sleep. It makes me laugh after a very depressing day at work. I love comedy in general just for this reason.

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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 27 May 2010, 16:33

This seems to hurt too:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 28 May 2010, 00:54

ROFL I'm dying here! That's great... :)
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 05 Jun 2010, 09:12

Tony Kiernan has got it going on too:

"This weekend I acquired a serious crush on Julianne Nicholson. Which is quite good seeing as I had no idea who she was on Friday."

"Why can I smell amyl nitrate? Oh...yeah..."

"Really? Queueing for the iPad? Can you spell a life?"

"Went into the Apple store to look at the iPad. It was like the sewing machine scene in Fiddler On The Roof"

This guy, I swear... major LOLZ sometimes! :)
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 15 Jun 2010, 18:32

Here is a guy I watched right after my appendix operation years ago. Man did that laughing hurt me, but I could not help it :D
I think every smoker can relate to this :lol:
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